summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
keeping the streets safe
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
Listen to Zubby!
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
Steve Harvey is an idiot.
I hate this man. I fucking hate this man.
Oh my god, he sounds like my dad.
Yea… he stupid.
FUCK STEVE HARVEY
And people buy his book
At least you guys see why I don’t like him. Him and his fuckboy suits.