
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
lxvf:
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
(Source: morgana-warlock)
blood is thicker than water, but do you wanna know what’s even thicker than blood? mozzarella cheese. really makes you think.
[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]
Steve Harvey is an idiot.
I hate this man. I fucking hate this man.
Oh my god, he sounds like my dad.
*sigh*
Yea… he stupid.
FUCK STEVE HARVEY
And people buy his book
At least you guys see why I don’t like him. Him and his fuckboy suits.