March 2012
My head still feels like it's going to explode
I’m really not feeling any better, but I’m going to school tomorrow just so I don’t miss another chemistry lab… They’re a bitch to make up after school.
I live a Timmy Turner life
Friends: Where’d you meet these people?
Me:
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
youngstero:
“man this beach is fucking crowded”
- Waldo
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
brandonprust:
fromtheblueline:
why dont the Devils have Plates and Skates?
why dont the Devils have open practices?
why dont the Devils have Twitters?
why dont the Devils get a Winter Classic?
why dont the Devils get a 24/7…or an NHL 36?
why
bossypants:
“The other presidential candiate, Rick Santorum, he doesn’t even pretend to like...”
– Craig Ferguson (via severalbadpunslater)
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Hayley is sick.
and also talking in 3rd person…
livetodreamagain:
I hate Ranger fans more than I hate the NY Rangers.
My good luck streak has ended. Damn.
It WOULD be the week before two of the most important tests of my life.
We're the girls who stay in on weekends to watch a...
fuckyeah-nhlhockey:
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
